Death Battle: Down with the Fire Lord!
(Note: In the prelude and verdict, if the text is italic, Wizard is talking, and if it’s bold, Boomstick is talking. Also, Avatar: The Last Airbender is owned by Nickelodeon, Codename: Kids Next Door is owned by Cartoon Network, Death Battle, Wizard and Boomstick are owned by Rooster Teeth, and the music and footage from other forms of media, belongs to it’s original creators. Another thing, the calculations I make are not entirely accurate, mostly due to me rounding up some of the numbers.)
There’s also a third host on the show now, guess who it is! Oh, here’s a hint, it’s not the blue text!
The Introduction
Have you ever heard of Fire Lord Ozai?
You mean that tyrannical mass murderer voiced by the clown prince of crime? Yeah…
To say the least, Ozai was not well liked among anyone other than the people he ruled over, and had even gained some rivals.
Like Aang, the one Air-bender that the Fire Nation forgot to kill,
And Father, the hot headed arch-enemy to the Kids Next Door.
Wait, how...
It's a common request we get, that's why.
Okay... that guy's Wiz, and my name's Boomstick,
And it's our job to analyze their abilities, calculate their stats, and predict every outcome possible to find out who would win a Death Battle.
(Transition)
Aang Will Bring Balance to Death Battle!
Name: Aang
Aliases: Kuzon, Aangy, Twinkle Toes
Age: 12 (Physically), 112 (Biologilcy), 160 (At Date Of Death)
Nationality: Air Nomad
Favorite Food: Egg Custard Tart
Theme
Thousands of years ago, when the barrier between humans and spirits was shattered, mankind resigned under the protection of the lion turtles, building cities on their shells, and they gave humans the power to bend an element to defend themselves, should they venture off.
So, these people are either afraid of ghosts, or spirits are really strong in this world.
It’s more likely that spirits are stronger than them. Anyway, each city separated overtime, losing contact and developing its own culture, becoming the four nations that we know of today.
There was also one guy named Wan, who decided to steal from others so he could feed himself and his friends. So he’s pretty much Robin Hood.
After stealing firebending, he and some other villagers rebelled against the far richer Chou family, to take some of their food for themselves.
Yep, definitely Robin Hood, just with food instead of money.
Ultimately the rebellion failed, and Wan was banished to the Spirit Wilds for his crime...
...And everything there tried to kill him. The frogs, the bugs, the fucking grass! He didn’t like it.
Technically, the only thing that was against him were spirits, they just have complete control of whatever they take the physical form of.
Oh, I guess that answers my question.
Moving on, over time, Wan lived in harmony with the spirits and improved his firebending so he could protect them.
He even saved Vatuu, the spirit of chaos, darkness and murder. How adorable.
Huh? How is that cute?
Oh, everyone has their moments of stupidity at times, it’s cuter and better if your character is very intelligent. I should know, I hang around you all the time.
HOW’S THIS FOR STUPID!
*Bweeeeeee*
Oh, you’re on!
*Chu-chuk*
(This program has been temporarily suspended, and will return after Wizard and Boomstick finish killing each-other. Also, you can stop playing that music.)
Ugh, sorry about that.
I swear Deadpool wrote that line, I had nothing to do with that!
OH GOD! HE’S STILL HERE!
*Proton Cannon Charging Sound*
I doubt it Wiz, just calm down, I don’t think it’ll happen again
I really hope not, where were we?
After Wan fucked up, Ravaa decided to work together with him, to teach him all four elements, and to defeat Vatuu once, and probably later in a sequel series.
Although it succeeded, it wouldn’t last forever, so although Wan would still die, Raava made sure his spirit would live on, alongside the next Avatar. The next Avatar, named...
Shut up and get to Aang!
Thanks Deadpool, I was getting bored of this lesson.
Oh, I’m not Deadpool.
Oh thank god. Anyway, several generations later, Aang was told to be the next Avatar...
And he didn’t take it very well, running away from his home, and the gods above decided to drown him with a bigass thunderstorm.
Before he did though, one Avatar encased him in ice so that he would survive.
So, he died from hypothermia.
No, he survived…
Oh come on!
...just before the Fire Nation killed the other Air Nomads.
Yay!
You are fucked up…
I know.
A hundred years later, two members of the Water Tribe woke him up, and told him about everything that happened while he was out.
He didn’t run away from home that time, since… well, it was gone.
Instead, he traveled across the remaining three nations, learned about their bending styles from mentors, and used all of them to defeat the Fire Lord.
Feats:
-The reincarnation of the Avatar.
-Was a master Airbender, even when he was young.
--Was the youngest air nomad of his time to earn his tattoos.
-Bonded with many people from many different Nations like Bumi and Kuzon.
-Fought a group of Dragon Egg Poachers.
-Survived being frozen for one hundred years.
-Defended the Southern Water Tribe.
-Escaped Zuko's ship.
-Defended Kyoshi island.
-Fought Zuko several times.
-Completed Bumi's Trials.
-Fought the Fire Nation Rough Riders defending his name.
-Trained under Jeong Jeong temporarily.
-Made it to the Northern Water Tribe.
-Outsmarted Koh the Face Stealer.
-Fought off the Fire Nation navy when he fused with the Koi Fish Spirit.
-Won the Earth Rumble tournament.
-Fought Azula and Zuko while missing a day of sleep.
-Made it to Ba Sing Se.
-Stopped the Fire Nation Drill.
-Got back Appa after he was captured.
-Survived being struck by lightning.
--Though he needed some special healing.
-Made it to the Fire Nation.
-Fought with Combustion Man.
-Escaped to the Southern Air Temple.
-Trained under Zuko.
-With Zuko, learned the Dance of the Dragon.
-Learned how to bend all four elements.
-Fought and defeated Fire Lord Ozai, ending the hundred-year war.
-Founded the Republic City alongside Zuko.
-Helped Zuko reunite with his mother.
-Fought and defeated the Old Iron General.
-Defeated the Bloodbender mob boss Yakone.
-After his death he was a respected figure and as a spirit restored Korra's bending.
Oh, he also did things like sledding down a mountain on penguin, otter, hybrids… what?
Aang was only twelve years old at the time, he will take a break from his task to have fun sometimes. Besides, that was early in the series, he became more mature in later books.
Books? I thought this was a TV Show!
It is, they just call seasons “Books” and episodes “Chapters”
Oh...
Personality/Intelligence:
-A fun-loving, somewhat naive, and adventurous kid with a sense of humor.
-Matures over the series.
-Being raised by the Air Nomads, Aang has a free spirit and pacifist nature.
-Tries to avoid direct confrontation but isn't afraid to fight.
-Is more inclined to go around problems than face them head-on.
-Can be overwhelmed by the responsibility of being the Avatar.
--Learned how to cope with these feelings as he got older.
-Can make friends rather quickly.
-An adaptive and clever thinker.
--Figured out Bumi's trials.
--Used Zhao's temper against him to destroy his own boats.
--Helped exposed Long Feng to the Earth King.
-Learned many subskills of bending like Lighting Redirection.
Anyway, what’s an Avatar without it’s bending?
Um… Sokka?
I was thinking someone who dies in every episode he’s in, but that works too.
Abilities/Skills:
Bending:
-As the Avatar, Aang is able to bend all four elements.
-Waterbending.
-Earthbending.
-Firebending.
-Airbending.
-He eventually learned Energybending.
-While he can only bend one element at a time, in the Avatar state he is capable of bending all at once.
-Each bending element is based on a Chinese martial art, so Aang should be a skilled martial artist.
It’s worth mentioning that each elemental bending is different from each other, and specializes in something the others don’t.
Yep, Airbending is about agility, Firebending is all offense, no defense, Earthbending is some offense, mostly defense, and Waterbending can make whatever the hell you want, like so.
*Crick*
*Woosh*
*Shing*
I… Is that a knife made out of solid liquor?
Solid Beer, actually.
… I’ll study that later.
Waterbending:
-The ability to manipulate water and liquids.
-Master water bender.
-Trained by Katara and Paku.
-Is arguably his second-best element.
-A gifted Waterbender, even surpassing Katara at times.
-Waterbending is based on Tai-Chi.
-The ability to manipulate the flow and form of water.
-Can turn water into ice and steam.
-Fluid and graceful.
-Waterbending's greatest asset is its versatility.
--Can create waterfalls, water whips, ice daggers, water shields, ice walls, etc.
-Waterbending becomes more powerful under a full moon.
-Waterbenders are much more defensive than offensive.
-While never shown, there is a possibility Aang learned to heal with Waterbending.
Earthbending:
-The ability to manipulate the Earth, including rocks, dirt, mud and the impurities in metals (though Aang can't bend metal).
-Revolves around offense and defense though it is slower than other elements.
-Is based on Hung Gar.
-Trained by Toph.
-Can levitate rocks, create small earthquakes, create quicksand, burrow people, etc.
-Can create armor from Earthbending that surrounds him.
-Can compress rocks into bullet-like projectiles making them more powerful.
-Also has shown the ability to use Seismic Sense, which allows Aang to see the environment around him by sensing vibrations in the ground.
--Has only used it once and it likely isn't on the same scale as Toph.
-While a skilled Eartbender this is arguably his worst element and didn't fully master it.
Firebending:
-The ability to manipulate fire.
-Based on Northern Shaolin Kung Fu.
-Interestingly enough despite Aang's pacifist nature, he was originally skilled with Firebending.
--Though he swore off it for a while after burning Katara.
-Trained by Jeong Jeong, Zuko, and the Dragons.
-The most aggressive of the bending arts, sacrificing defense for an overwhelming offense.
-Can create large streams, quick blasts or large waves of flames.
-Can perform the more advanced techniques of Firebending such as fire breathing, fire whips, and lighting redirection.
Airbending:
-The ability to manipulate air.
-Based on Ba Gua.
-Aang's natural and most used element.
-Aang often uses Airbending to redirect an attack.
-Can create powerful gusts of wind, blades of air, small tornadoes, etc.
-Can create a funnel that redirects attacks, air barriers that protect him, and air suctions that sucks people in.
-Can augment his speed with Airbending, increasing his running speed or creating Air Scooters.
OOOH, is there a Bloodbending out there?
Technically yes, but Aang hasn’t learned it in the series.
I thought the 5th bending type was energy.
It is. Bloodbending is just a sub-skill of waterbending, Aang just didn’t learn it, the only sub-bending technique he learned was Lightning bending, and that only was to redirect lightning, not make it himself.
Lighting Redirection:
-The ability to redirect lighting through someone by mixing elements of Waterbending and Firebending.
-Originally created by Iroh and taught to Zuko who Aang learned it from.
-It can kill someone if they don't do it perfectly.
-Aang redirected Ozai's lightning bending, the most powerful lighting bending at the time which was amplified by Sozin's comet
Speaking of energybending, that’s taking away the bending powers in someone’s body.
Or returning it, depending on the situation.
Energybending:
-The ability to manipulate life energy.
-Was able to take away Ozai's and Yakone's bending with it.
-Is able to restore someone's bending as well.
As an airbender, Aang’s fighting style is mostly about agility, dodging as many hits as he can until his opponent is either distracted or weakened.
Combat Experience/Fighting Style:
-An agile and quick-footed fighter.
--More of a lightweight Out-Boxer than a heavyweight slugger.
-Is a master of avoiding hits.
--Danced around Hide.
--Tricked Zhao into burning his own ships.
-Fought bandits, soldiers, and even spirits.
-Often got the better of Zuko during their fights.
-Trained under a variety of masters.
-Quickly knocked out two Fire Nation soldiers.
So, does he have any weapons, or is it all bending?
Technically he does have a staff, but it’s used more for flying, and he does have a whistle to summon his Flying Bison and other animals,
Isn’t that outside help, since they can think and act on their own?
Well, yes, hence why it won’t be taken into account for the verdict.
Weapons/Equipment:
Airbender Staff:
-A wooden staff primarily used by the Airbender nomads.
-Can enhance his Bending ability.
--Mainly air.
-Are often used for combat, being able to strike an opponent with it.
-Can unfold into a fan-like glider giving him the ability to fly by manipulating the air currents around him.
-Got a new one that comes with a snack compartment.
Bison Whistle:
-A whistle Aang got from a flea market.
-When blown can summon his Flying Bison Appa.
-Can summon other animals across the land, if he blows into it REALLY hard.
Impressed? Well that’s not even at his most powerful. Should you get him angry, usually, then he’ll become the Avatar!
Transformations:
Avatar State:
-Through channeling the energy and power of the previous Avatars, Aang is able to tap into the Avatar State.
-This greatly increases Aang’s bending powers as well as gives him access to the knowledge and experience of past Avatars.
-He can also replicate their skills and abilities even if he does not know them himself, such as the time he created an Earth Golem to fight General Iron.
-Increases one's physical strength.
--Was able to break out of Yakone's Bloodbending which normal people could not.
-While Aang could initially only trigger the Avatar State subconsciously when he is in mortal danger or under emotional stress, he eventually became a fully realized Avatar and could enter the state anytime he wants.
-Aang was able to defeat Ozai and create a barricade around a city.
-Should compare to other Avatars.
--Kyoshi split apart a small island while in her Avatar State and Roku helped stop a volcano.
With this form, Aang gains far more power, being capable of creating a barricade around a city, splitting an island, and causing volcanoes to erupt.
Didn’t a different Avatar do those things?
Well, yes, but Aang does have the knowledge of previous Avatars, so it’s fair to say he’s capable of doing such things as well.
He also became this big-ass fish monster.
Ocean Spirit Fusion:
-Aang was able to temporarily fuse with the Ocean Spirit, La.
-Became a giant fish humanoid creature made of water.
-While his bending has less skill it is far more powerful.
-Was able to defeat an entire Armanda of Fire Nation ships.
By the way, how strong is Aang normally? You never touched on that.
What? OH SHIT! You’re Right!
Physicality:
Strength/Destructive Capability:
-Created a whirlpool of water.
-Destroyed a flaming rock with his Airbending.
-Created a large explosion alongside Zuko.
-Flipped over a mini-tank with his Airbending.
-Held onto a giant sea serpent’s fin.
-Can lift his own body weight with airbreathing.
-Carried Katara and Sokka at the same time.
-Broke through fire-shields.
-Hurled a large rock at Ozai.
-Can cut through rocks with his bending.
-In the Avatar State barricaded a small city.
Durability/Endurance:
-Was frozen for one hundred years.
--Though this did result in him dying relatively young after being unfrozen.
-Took a large explosion with his Airsheild.
-Was slammed into a roof.
-Took hits from Bumi.
-Took hits from Spirits.
-Took hits from Azula's fire.
--Azula's fire is much hotter than the average Firebender.
-Survived being struck by lightning.
--It should be noted that this would have killed him if not for Katara's special healing water.
-Took hits from Ozai's Firebending which was empowered at the time.
--Ozai was also considered to be the strongest Firebender at the time.
-Survived Yakone's Bloodbending.
Speed/Reflexes:
-Aang's greatest asset.
-Can dodge hits from Zuko.
-Can augment his speed through bending.
-Can run as fast as the wind.
-Ran on water with Airbending.
-Reacted to an arrow shot at him.
-Reacted to an attack from Combustion's Man explosion.
-Suppresses an explosion.
-Can go up walls with his Air Scooter.
-Redirected Ozai's lighting.
-Saved Zuko from a fall.
Like I said before, Aang’s greatest asset is speed, being capable of dodging arrows, explosions and possibly lightning, however he’s also decently tough, being capable of destroying stones, and flipping a small tank with his bending prowess.
So he can deliver hits, but how good is he at taking ‘em?
Not very well honestly, benders usually have to create shields to prevent more offensive attacks from hitting them, and the one instance Aang took a direct hit…
He died.
Weaknesses:
-A pacifist by nature and often avoids fights.
--Rendered somewhat moot, due to the rules of a Death Battle
-Despite his power, Aang is still human and can be killed by simple things like a stab in the chest or a shot to the head.
-Is better at avoiding hits than taking them.
-Can sometimes be naive.
--He has matured though as he got older.
-Waterbending and Earthbending require the element to be on hand in order to use.
-Airbending is likely a similar case, but with an atmosphere instead.
-A solar eclipse will weaken, if not prevent his Firebending.
--A similar case can be made with a lunar eclipse and Waterbending
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-Never learned some bending techniques, such as Metalbending.
-Ocean Spirit form is not standard.
-If killed in the Avatar State the Avatar cycle will end for good.
Almost. He was revived by Katara. It’s also worth mentioning that bending is heavily tied to the environment, with Water, Earth and presumably Airbending being effective, if the elements are present.
And it’s not like he can bend everything. Things like Metal and Blood are impenetrable, well, by Aang at least.
There was also a movie…
What movie?
You know, the one directed by Shamalayn, that everyone hates, and he pronounced everyone’s names wrong?
Never heard of it.
COME ON! EVERY AVATAR FAN HEARD OF IT!
He’s been to Ba Sing Se
Really?
Hey, you can test it if you don’t believe me.
Uh, “The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai?”
I am honored to accept his invitation.
...Ew, that’s creepy.
Yeah, I know. Someone cue the transition, I need to knock some sense back into Wiz.
“I wasn’t there when the Fire Nation attacked my people. I’m gonna make a difference this time.”
(Kudos to MajorM117 for making the bio)
Death Battle Makes Father Angry!
Name: Father
Aliases: Benedict Uno, Mr. Wigglestein
Age: Unknown, presumably in his late 30’s or early 40’s physically, at least 136 biologically
(Note: This is assuming that the victorian era ended (on January 22nd, 1901) as soon as Grandfather was decommissioned, the show takes place at the time it has aired (December 6th, 2002), adding 25 more days, because of leap years, and taking the statement that Father and his Brother have been making tapioca pudding for 11,000 days straight, (so 30 years and about 50 days) into account, assuming they started ever since they could remember something, (4 years and 255 days)
Y: 2002 - 1901 + 30 + 4 = 135 +
D: 334 + 14 + 25 + 50 + 255 = 423/1 Year and 313 days =
136 Years
Nationalities: British (Formally), American (Currently)
Favorite Food: Rocky Road Flavored Ice Cream
Theme
Back in the Victorian era, the world was drab, colorless, and ruled by a selfish dictator...
And with that came lots and lots of Tapioca Pudding...
And everyone was forced to work like slaves to make some.
Really? Even his own children?
Especially his own children.
Wow, Father of the year everyone.
Eventually, one of his children stood against the old man, erased his memories, and began the 7th age of the Kids Next Door Organization.
‘You sure Father did that?
Oh no, that was his brother, Monty Uno. Benedict Uno was the more cowardly and possibly more tormented brother, who accepted Grandfather’s rule out of fear, and followed in his footsteps as he became an adult.
Ah, that explains why he looks so similar.
He also gained some similar powers to his father within the century, such a…
Wait, this guy is more than a hundred years old!? How do you know that?
Oh, he pulled that ‘fact’ out of his ass.
NO! NO I DID ACTUAL RESEARCH YOU SNOT-NOSED BRAT!
Jesus, Wiz calm down.
Ugh, sorry. Let’s go over his physicality first, I don’t want to forget that again. What does this guy do?
Oh, you know, basic things like lift giant animals, tear down doors, that kind of stuff.
Okay, it says here that the adult could use his pyrokinesis to enhance his strength.
Oh yeah, like how he destroyed a dam with half a ton of force. Wait, that’s it?
Calculations never lie. Considering he’s the CEO of Evil Adults Industries incorporated,
Really clever name.
Created The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, and has come really close to taking down the KND, he should scale to adults and children of the series alike.
His power also correlates with his anger, ala The Hulk, and he even has a World Breaker form.
It’s not called his world breaking form, but he does gain it if someone steals his pipe.
Really? Why would anyone get so pissed off at losing some bad habit?
*notices something* WHO TOOK MY BEER!?
Me.
GIVE IT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH!
*Shotgun loading sound effect*
BOOMSTICK, NO!
*Transmission Interrupted*
Ugh, sorry.
Hopefully they don’t do that again, there aren’t that many KND Songs.
Father, along with other characters from the show, is also inhumanly durable, being able to survive a blast with enough force to crack a massive mixing machine, without a slight fracture to the skull, or through scaling, surviving explosions comparable to nukes.
Or surviving, and I quote, “39 gazillion tons of red hot metal and duct tape.”
Well, technically it’s debatable if Father can scale to Grandfather, and “gazillion” isn’t an actual number, but that still is very impressive.
So, this guy’s gonna be a bastard to kill.
It seems like he favors power over mobility though, since he doesn’t have many speed feats.
Yep, that’s where the power of scaling comes in, where he can fight evenly with Number 2 and 4, who both can dodge lasers a second after they’re fired.
Actually, Kids Next Door operatives are referred to as “Numbuh’s” not numbers.
Whatever, kids are dumb.
Strength/Destructive Capability:
Normally:
-Can send a bear flying off of him, which weighs somewhere between 130 to 1,300 pounds, depending on the species.
--Said bear seems pretty small, assuming that Father is as tall as an average adult male, so it should be comparable to something like an Asian Black Bear at 130 to 440 pounds.
-Can tear a van back door off its hinges with one hand.
--Knocking down doors that hard is a consistent feat.
With Pyrokinesis:
--Said tech is usually made up of various household items
-Can Incinerate Stickybeard's smaller "Sweet Revenge"
--This required 0.57 tons of TNT, which is building level according to the VS Battles Wiki.
--Incinerated a Grove instantly.
--That required somewhere between 58.44 tons and 83.73 tons of TNT, depending on how much was burned. City Block Level
-Burned a giant hole through the planet.
--That’s either 5 Teratons, 245 Teratons, or 64 Exatons, which is Small Country, Large Country and Moon Level, respectively.
Other:
--It’s hard to say how big the storm is, but I’ll say it’s comparable to a 6.02488992648291 Megatons/Small City Level storm, mostly since there’s no thunder, but there is lightning.
--Might not count as a feat, since Father has never shown to do it again.
---On the contrary, other villains can somewhat control the weather.
-Could scale to other protagonists and antagonists and their feats, such as...
--The Toiletnator telekinetically flushing enough Milk and Cereal to fill the Grand Canyon.
---That’s about 9.5 quadrillion pounds or 4.3 trillion metric tons of milk alone. By comparison, Mount Everest, the highest mountain on earth, is about 357 trillion pounds or 162 billion metric tons heavy, and the joke villain is capable of telekinetically lifting 26.5 times that amount.
That is really fucking strong.
--Colossus, I mean Coniferous lifting and throwing a S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
---A Shabby Camper Actually Makes Perfect Emergency Rescue-mabob should be comparable in weight to a regular campervan, between 3,715 and 7,705 pounds depending on the type.
--Count Spankulot telekinetically destroying... that thing.
--The Dodgeball Wizard creating and telekinetically throwing a dodgeball big enough to eclipse the sun, and cover a massive city in red smoke.
---It’s hard to say how big said city is, without doing a lot of research, but I’d probably compare it to St. Louis or Minneapolis, considering the river.
---Still not impressed? This calculation weighs the moonbase at about a quadrillion metric tons.
Again, Mount Everest is 162 billion metric tons, so Nigel likely could lift 6,175 times that amount, or a little bit more mass than the asteroid Typhon.
--Kuki Sanban intercepting that same cinder block via hitting it with a giant frying pan.
--Wally Beetles throwing a golden dodgeball hard enough to destroy a large stone statue.
---It’s possible that said dodgeball is magical in some way, but I have no idea.
--Numbuh 4 hitting a small porcelain statue hard enough to destroy a baseball stadium's lights.
--Abigail Lincoln being able to nearly lift a speeding car with sharks in it.
---Asking will result in a lot more questions.
--Grandfather covering Earth's atmosphere in smog pretty quickly.
Durability:
-Due to having minor Toon Force, he can survive injuries that can be normally fatal, or maybe even impossible to achieve.
-Likely scales to his D.C., considering how he tanked one of his own fire blasts.
--In this instance, the blast was enough to destroy a “Skatepark.”
-Took a blast from Grandfather's laser vision, and got back up.
-Took a beating from one of Aku's robots.
--Don’t worry, we won’t use crossover scaling for Father.
-Unharmed by the KND MoonBase crashing onto Earth.
--That was calculated to be either 6 Zettatons, or 428 Zettatons worth of force.
---It is worth mentioning that he was the furthest away from that crash, but Grandfather and Sector V, who were all at the epicenter, didn’t fare any worse.
-Survived falling into a crater that penetrated through the planet… somehow.
-Should scale to other protagonists and antagonists and their feats, such as...
--The Toiletnator surviving a fall from the Sector V treehouse.
---Said treehouse has things like a space shuttle nose and a ship bow ingrained in it.
---Probably comparable to one of the largest pirate ships considering how Stickybeard's "Sweet Revenge" is comparable in size.
--Numbuh 1 surviving two missiles being fired at him.
---I compared each missile to the V-1 Flying Bomb, so by that logic, Nigel can take 1.76376 to 1.8275 tons of TNT.
--Nigel Uno being eaten by a giant piece of asparagus, again the show gets weird, and returning unscaved.
--Numbuh 2 jumping out of a plane, and being a little dazed.
--Hoagie surviving getting crushed by... that.
--Numbuh 3 surviving the Twelve Days of Christmas Attack.
---Just for context, said attack consisted of 51 humans, 4 cows, 7 swans, a rubber pool full of water, 6 geese, some eggs, 5 giant bags of… what I think are onion rings, 4 flamingos in telephone booths, 3 french horns, 2 doves with turtle shells, and a pear tree.
I calculated that to be 10 and a half tons heavy, and that’s not counting the pool, doves, eggs or rings, and all that fell from, presumably 2000 feet off the ground (The same distance a raindrop falls from), in the span of about a second, so it equates to about 1769884623.9398 Joules, or about 0.423012577423470371 Tons of TNT. Building Level
--Numbuh 4 and Mr. Boss surviving a pyramid shaped rocket crashing onto them.
--Wally surviving getting crushed by a giant dodgeball.
—This was calculated to be 9.37682 Tons of TNT, which is Large Building Level.
--All five Sector V members surviving another mushroom cloud.
—Which was calculated to be 3.0912286 Kilotons, or Small Town level+.
--Maurice surviving the destruction of Chicken Pox Island.
---It’s possible that he escaped the island before it blew up, but considering the feats I just went over, I’m willing to bet not.
Speed/Mobility:
-Can fly across his mansion so fast, it melts a little.
-Burned a giant hole through the planet really fast.
--That’s either Mach 234741/27% light speed or Mach 315213.6/36% light speed, both of which are Relativistic.
-Should scale to other protagonists and antagonists and their feats, such as...
--Joey Beetles leaping all over town in his battle with the Dodgeball Wizard
--Mr B. dodging a satellite laser blast, a few seconds after Numbuh 1 reflected it.
---Said feat was calculated at Mach 52478, or roughly 6% the speed of light.
--Numbuh 1 dodging several blasts from a battleship.
--Numbuh 2 dodging a laser at pretty close range.
--Numbuh 3 seeing the world in slow motion.
---It’s worth mentioning that she can’t do this on the fly, just when a rainbow monkey is threatened.
--Numbuh 4 dodging blasts from a girlification ray, practically at point blank range.
--Wally reacting to a energy blast seemingly instantly.
--Numbuh's 1,2,3 and 5 running fast enough to appear as a blur.
I wouldn’t say that. KND Operatives are capable of making weapons out of whatever they can find.
Yeah, weapons that shoot teddy bears and gumballs. I’ll give credit when I see a steel sword.
What about THIS FUCKING THING!
Yeah, that’s actually kind of impressive.
Returning to the story, Father gained some of Grandfather’s assumed powers, such as Flight, Shapeshifting, Telekinesis, and most prominently Pyrokinesis.
Well, he hasn’t really gotten senior-ifying people or laser eyes yet, but he’s still got some pretty cool stuff.
Abilities/Skills:
Flight:
-We kind of already went over this, but he can fly.
--He can also morph into a fireball if he goes fast enough.
Shadow Clone Jutsu:
-Technically that’s not what it’s called, but it’s eerily similar.
--He creates hundreds of clones, but they are all very frail.
Telekinesis:
-Can move objects with the wave of his hand.
--Quite the showoff with this.
--Overpowered Numbuh 1 with this power, in a sword (or I guess, giant candle) fight.
Shapeshifting:
-Can morph his body to resemble other characters
--In this instance, he can copy their voices perfectly too.
-As mentioned before, can turn into a fireball if he flies fast enough.
-Can turn into a large dragon if he’s angry enough.
--That also means he has size manipulation.
--Apparently his dragon form is still voiced by Maurice LaMarche, he just has a deeper voice than normal.
Weather Manipulation (Debatable):
-A storm came by as soon as his children failed yet again.
--This was a one time event, so it might have been a coincidence.
Pyrokinesis/Wrath Fueled Power:
-His most common and well known ability
-The angrier he gets, the stronger his flames do.
-Flames can also explode.
-Can increase his blunt attacks with them, in Punch Time Explosion.
-Can create constructs out of his fire, such as a cage or a hand.
-Assuming he doesn’t already have it on, he’ll gain that black silhouette look when he gets angry.
--Otherwise, smoke will come out of his ears
That isn’t even getting into some of his machines, which gives him access to more abilities, some of which Grandfather did have access to, such as mind manipulation and transmutation.
Weapons/Equipment:
Pipe:
-Not really used for combat, but taking it away from him will infuriate him so much, he becomes a dragon.
Delightfulization Chamber:
-Used to turn KND operatives into essentially Father’s puppets
--Might work on more than just children, but that was never tested out
-Victims still possess somewhat free will
-Created the Delightful Reaper
-Used on Sector Z to turn them into Father’s second in command.
Delightful Mansion Security System:
-Used to fight off KND operatives.
-Has metal shields to protect it's windows.
-Was not affected by Grandfather’s age manipulation.
Knightamations:
-Robot Knights that usually guard his mansion.
-Has a fiery knightamation named Sir Toasty.
The Evil Adults Industries Inc. “Skatepark”
-HA! HA! HA!
-Just a giant cake form
Animalization Ray:
-Turns others into animals
-Used alongside the C.O.D.E.-M.O.D.U.L.E. to work against the KND
-Not really a ray, and more of an energy sphere
-Can break through Birthday Suits designed to protect the user from it.
Really Really Incredibly Destructive Machine:
-The most powerful machine Father created.
-Effortlessly destroyed cars and knocked down telephone poles.
-Successfully destroyed the Sector V treehouse.
-Can be piloted by cats
-Has numerous weapons built into it, such as
--Flaming chainsaws
--Loads of tentacles
---Which can grow even more, smaller tentacles if one’s chopped off.
--Cannons that shoot fireballs
--A massive mallet
--A defensive mode to protect from lasers
--A giant flyswatter
--Giant cleaning utensils
--A giant net
-Apparently, there are two alternative modules of the machine.
-Said modules include, a giant buzzsaw, a giant axe, a giant jackhammer, a wrecking ball,
-Some kind of cannon (Presumably a plasma one) and an energy shield.
This means that assuming that he made those machines himself, and not his children, Benedict should be a skilled engineer and inventor.
He managed to make all of that stuff, just to get back at his brother?
Possibly,
That is one hell of a grudge.
Moving on, he also is successful at taking on any and all KND Operatives, with possibly the most impressive, Sector Z, being turned into his second in command, The Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
Hmm… how did he do that?
With his technology.
Oh, okay I thought I had to take something back.
What might tha…
Wiz, I don’t think you want to know.
Personality/Intelligence:
-A skilled engineer, being able to create machines more powerful and advanced than current technology.
-Capable of tricking the KND and other villains.
--Best exemplified when he became the supreme leader of the KND.
-Can bake cakes that are practically impossible to make by normal means, like this one.
-Meant to be the personification of an abusive parent.
-Hot Headed and quick to anger.
-Kind of cowardly
--That doesn’t just come from his demon of a father by the way, he was also scared of Stickybeard after the two of them got into a fight for the Villain of the Year.
-Hates children so much, he nearly cooked all of them into a cake and served it to his own children.
-Sometimes has worked alongside the KND, like when he heard Knightbrace was going to destroy Rainbow Munchies
-Has a humorous side
--Bound to make a few quips
--Likes to party down once in a while
-Was voiced by Nolan North (Deadpool in MVC3) instead of Maurice LaMarche (his voice actor in the show) in Punch Time Explosion
Okay... despite being held in such high regard, Father is still cowardly, and will back down if things get a bit personal.
You want to see an epic fight between him and his dad? Sucks for you, he went home before it even started!
Another example of this is when he became the supreme leader of the KND, where he would be given two options: Eat broccoli, or make someone else the new leader. Just the mere option of being force fed broccoli caused him to curl up into a ball out of fear.
What a baby.
I know, right?
As for a more obvious weakness, since he uses fire so much, water, ice cream and other cold substances can extinguish the flames, and possibly knock him out if enough is used, never mind how reckless he can be when he uses his flames.
Also, he hasn’t mastered some of his abilities. Shapeshifting does not help him out against transmutation, and none of those clones are durable, like at all.
Weaknesses:
-Ice Cream and other cold items can weaken, and eventually incapacitate him.
-Broccoli and Grandfather can break his will enough to give up on a plan.
-Pretty reckless, considering he’s hot-headed
-Shapeshifting does not help him counter transmutation
-Clones are very frail
-Lacks any skills in hand to hand combat.
--Best exemplified when he got a cast on his arm in a fight between Mr. Boss and Stickybeard; the latter of which had no visible injuries, and beat the crap out of him at the end of Operation A.W.A.R.D.S.
-Most of his speed feats are through scaling.
-Every piece of equipment is either location specific or not standard, except for his pipe.
-Became less threatening as the show continued.
-It’s debatable as to whether or not Father should scale to so many characters, since he hasn’t really shown to fight evenly with most of them, outside of Sector V.
--Grandfather is the biggest example, since he constantly states how he’s disappointed in Ben, yet he looks worried when he sees an enraged Father.
-Pretty crappy in Punch Time Explosion
--Then again, so are most characters in the game
Despite those drawbacks however, Father remains one of the most respected and memorable villains in Cartoon Network’s rogue gallery, let alone KND’s.
“At first, those Kids Next Door were a minor nuisance. That's why I entrusted you with their destruction. But because of your failures, they constantly interfere with my skills to have adults rule the world! That angers me. I will no longer tolerate failure. Destroy the Kids Next Door, or else!”
(Most of the feats here came from these respect threads
Top Ten Villains that deserve redemption more than White Diamond
How did you get past the censors?
Tom Kenny is everywhere in the Cartoon World
Mark Hamil is here too? WHAT!?
There’s also these five minor characters, which I was generous to scale Father to.
However, some of the feats I used came from Unserious-Sam’s bio of him right here, so credit to him for info on some more obscure things.)
(Skip to the fight here)
Thunder of Wonder (Play at 0:52)
All right, the combatants are set, let’s hope Aang can come out on top!
It’s time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEE… Wait, THERE YOU ARE YA LITTLE SHIT! GIVE ME MY BEER BACK!
Uh oh,
(Transition)
Now loading: Death Battle: Round: A.V.A.T.A.R.
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Date: Summer ???, 100 AG
Chapter 1: Father
Although this was the day just before the planned incineration of the Earth Kingdom, it was surprisingly peaceful, as the plants were packed with nutrients and wildlife were satisfied with their current meals, with no hunting in sight. Yes, this was just a bit too peaceful.
Out of nowhere a bright flash emerged, and out of it came a pitch black silhouette of a rather lanky adult, with a pipe equally as dark as him in his mouth, and two yellow somewhat large half circles to represent eyes.
This was Father, the arch-enemy of the Kids Next Door Organization.
Observing his surroundings, the villain was confused. He had just been fighting a few children in a dimly lit treehouse, and as soon as he was hit by some kind of laser, he appeared in a large forest of some kind, and coupled with the bright sun shining, stood out like a very sore thumb. Where in the world was he?
It wasn’t until he heard a sigh with enough force to cause a few trees to sway and some leaves to fly off their branches that he speculated his location. The breath of relief sounded higher pitched than most villains he knew, and came from the west side of the forest, so there must of been a KND Sector Treehouse there.
“Those agents think they can just send me to another operative like mail, do they?” The adult said in a somewhat deep and somewhat southern voice. “They definitely don’t know what happened to sector Z.”
In the middle of this large forest, was a child, wearing a yellow and orange robe, with arrow tattoos on his head and arms, as opposed to hair of any kind, except on his eyebrows.
Aang was his name, and stopping the Fire Lord was his game.
Although he had enough skill with each form of bending, and knew a peaceful way to end the conflict, he was still nervous about just how strong Ozai was claimed to be, and he had to relax at least for a moment. He did so by taking in the scenery, and spending some time with his sky bison Appa, and his winged lemur Momo.
FF7: Those Chosen By The Planet
What he did not notice was a black bat staring at him with abhorrence, which later dropped onto the ground after shifting back to his more human form. The thud gave away his location as the airbender and the lemur looked at him, while the bison was busy devouring some grass.
“So, you must have been renowned as such a powerful agent, you don’t need a treehouse or a sector to stop even the strongest adult.” Father said with an annoyed tone.
“What are you talking about?” Aang said in sheer confusion.
“Don’t play dumb with me, you think I don’t notice that?” The adult pointed at Aang’s bison.
“You mean Appa?”
“Yeah, your Air Powered Propelling Automobile. Not even Sector V can make a machine so life-like.”
“Um, he’s so life-like, because he is alive, not a machine.”
“Really?” Before Father finished his line, a fireball was generated in the palm of his hand, and after chuckling a little, said “Let’s test that.” before throwing the sphere of heat at the bison.
Before it made contact, Aang rushed in trying to protect the giant, shouting “NO!” in disbelief. Just before the ball made contact, Aang bended the fire back at it’s sender. The ball sent the firebender back into the foliage so hard, a small tree snapped in half.
(Music Ends)
After hearing the sound, a feeling of guilt just struck Aang. Had he just killed someone using firebending?
That feeling was immediately lost, when he saw two angry yellow eyes, and burning leaves and branches where the adult was struck.
“Fine, have it your way!”
The now angry firebender threw a far larger and more destructive fireball directly at the airbender. This opted the young one to dodge it instead, causing more damage across the forest, but it was just the start of this destructive battle.
Fight!
Several more fireballs sprouted from the adults' hands and were tossed at the adolescent, and all of them either missed or were parried, but the Pyrokinetic wouldn’t give in just yet.
After about 25 flames, Momo decided no longer to stay close to Aang’s shoulder, and rushed towards the rival to the KND, only to get swatted like a bug by him as a result.
Now his companion would join in, plummeting down to the ground with his staff like a brick intending to knock him down, however a simple sidestep prevented this, and Aang used his staff like a spear for the time. Every trust was met with a dodge though, and after a little bit, the adult grabbed the child’s giant wooden stick, and burnt half of it to ashes.
Now really close to each other, both the airbender and firebender threw a flame enhanced punch directly to their opponents face.
Although each had the same attack, it caused two different responses. Father was hardly phased by it, while Aang got a nosebleed right off the bat.
When the bald kid noticed his battered nose, he started to worry, as he might not be in good enough condition to face this firebender yet, let alone the most powerful one of all, but before Aang tried to talk his way out, he noticed that Father was missing. Where did he go?
SLAM!
He got his answer from a kick in his back, the adult seemingly teleported right behind him. Now a few feet/meters away, fire sprouted from Benedict’s hands again, only this time it was morphed into two whips made of pure heat.
The hot-head smashed both whips onto the ground like hammers, trying to smash the airbender, and when a whip finally wrapped around Aang, the adult pulled the child towards him, restraining him even more, and slammed his fists onto his face like a boxer training on a punching bag.
Just one punch was enough to fracture Aang’s skull, he had to break free quickly, and he did so by using the air around him to blow the fire elsewhere, probably through the rest of the forest, but Father’s punching spree didn’t end just yet. In fact each punch he pulled just got stronger, to the point where it essentially just became throwing his weight around, making it even easier for the mobile martial art user to dodge.
After about 50 punches, a punch proved too reckless, and the firebender was grabbed by the neck and back, kneed in the stomach, and tossed into the forest.
(Music Stops)
The airbender hoped the firebender was knocked down, there was little time to waste and he had to get his wounds treated before he faced the Phoenix King.
“So, have you ever played ‘Hide and Seek?’”
Aang heard a voice eerily similar to his foe somewhere, but the remains of foliage obscured his vision and as such, he couldn’t tell exactly where, but he could tell that the fight wasn’t over yet.
“No, I haven’t.” Aang said through determination and bafflement.
“In that case,
I may as well teach you how to play!”
I may as well teach you how to play!”
I may as well teach you how to play!”
I may as well teach you how to play!”
I may as well teach you how to play!”
Nostalgic Blood of the East - Old World
You know, lots of other battles use this song.
So? It still works.
Great balls of fire were launched at the Airbender in time with the music, somehow, and after dodging about a dozen of them, an idea hatched in his mind, since the firebender used the stealth of what remained of the forest to his advantage, he could use vibrations in the ground to spot him.
While he saw Father just as expected, what Aang didn’t expect was to find four different Fathers in the forest, and he couldn’t tell which one was real or an illusion. Taking a guess, Aang dashed to the wrong Father, as proven by the cloud of smoke that he became just after one kick, and another five popped into existence!
Six different clones fired flames directly towards the young airbender, while three of them took to the sky for mobility. No longer using the seismic sense, the boy flipped over the line of fire, and created two spheres of stone where two pairs of clones stood when he landed.
The remaining clones on the ground were confused, but the aerial Father’s were prepared, with each forming a fiery baseball bat construct.
“A fan of sports, aren’t ya?”
“A fan of sports, aren’t ya?”
“A fan of sports, aren’t ya?”
Using another gust of wind the kid sent the oversized rocks to the adults on the left and right sides, only for one to send his stone back at the 12 year old. The other swung too late and turned to smoke. A punch from the airbender was enough to turn the giant rock into tiny pebbles.
“You missed again” The initial middle firebender said in a tone of disapproval, and proceeded to rush directly to the airbender.
This was stopped by a single stone wall summoned by Aang, that Father slammed into face first, without vanishing. After noticing the airbender running out of the forest, the three remaining clones rushed towards him, while the real adult tore through the barrier made of rock in half, like it was a sheet of paper.
Now holding onto two giant stone slabs like they weighed a few pounds, Father took to the sky yet again, searching if Aang left the gargantuan forest, and lo and behold, he was found in a pond as clean as a whistle, and as shallow as a bathtub.
“Smart move, kid.” The adult said through respect and irritation.
Meanwhile with the clones struggling to find him, the airbender was taking the time he had to concentrate the water’s energy into his own being, creating a sphere of water around himself, and when it dispersed, some of Aang’s injuries vanished, although he wasn’t a master of this art, as others still laid.
“Huh, I didn’t know Waterbending could heal someone.” He said, even though it seemed the airbender learned this sub-skill with little effort. Soon after, the fake silhouetted figures finally found the adolescent, and each generated fire from their bodies.
Quick on his toes, the controller of all elements summoned a wave directly behind him, extinguishing the clones and their flames, as well as soaking the airbender himself.
After seeing the adolescent giggle a little bit after such a childish move, the Aerial Adult threw one of his giant rocks directly at his opponent, but before he could get crushed, Aang created a bubble of ice around himself, which broke the stone apart on impact.
Father’s other giant rock was not only thrown with more force, but coated with flames, making it look like a meteor. The frigid shield could not block this one, as it broke apart effortlessly, and the kid inside was sent flying into a nearby mountain with enough force, it started to break apart.
With the raise of Father’s fist, every separated stone was telepathically floating in the sky, and with a point to the 12 year old, every stone was flung towards Aang,
but he wasn’t an airbender in name only.
With mobility that would make even the greatest gymnast jealous, the kid leapt from one oversized rock to another, planning to pounce on his rival, but the adult prevented this by floating out of the way, and moving the rocks at a much faster pace.
The dogfight only got more hectic, as more stones tumbled from the mountain, and each one was used against Aang, to the point where he couldn’t keep up. Aang never caught Father, but Father caught him, with a massive flaming green hand, which was simply too strong for Aang to break out of.
“Has any operative ever taught you, that I am why children fe…”
Before the rival to the KND finished his gloating, the airbender breathed flames upon his face, which didn’t hurt that much, but it did distract his opponent enough to let go of him, as Aang descended at a pretty steady pace. Father was left confused, this kid not only used the environment around him to attack, but he pulled out only one piece of equipment, when every other kid had dozens of them.
“Why are you playing it so safe, Numbuh, Uh…”
(Music Stops)
Once again, the adult was too distracted in his thoughts to avoid a strike, only this time it came from a large stone, knocking him flat onto the ground. Aang was compelled to help the man back up, but he encased his feet in stone first, just in case, and when the Firebender was back on his feet, massive slabs of rock encased his wrists. The master of all elements wouldn’t want to take that many chances with the man that nearly killed him.
“You seem oddly delusional for a firebender, what is going on in your little world?”
“Me? Delusional!? Do you even know about the Kids Next Door?”
“No.”
“Wait, are you serious?”
“Yes, I have never heard of the ‘Kids Next Door’”
“Well basically, the Kids Next Door Organization is a group of kids that use scraps for weapons, live in treehouses, and fight against what is good for them, such as eating vegetables, extra homework, and letting adults rule the world.”
“That... does not make any sense”
“Hey, I doubt your story does!”
“My name is Aang, and as the Avatar, it’s my duty to restore the balance and peace among the world, after the Fire Nation took it away. Any questions?”
“Just one. What about your story makes me want to destroy you any less!?”
Through sheer rage, the restraints that Father dourned broke apart, and the airbender realized he couldn’t talk his way out.
“I’m sorry” he whispered before blowing a whistle that looked oddly similar to his sky bison.
THUD!
That might have been why. Slowly turning his head, the adult noticed a seemingly ferocious beast, the same one he called a machine.
“Well, that can’t be good.” were the only words that came out of Father’s mouth, before he ran off so fast, a cloud of smoke appeared where he was. After Aang mounted his large companion, the Bison immediately charged towards where the adult was running.
Chapter 2: The Chase
While he was sprinting out of the massive forest, the rival to the KND felt the ground shake a little bit. After turning his head the opposite direction, or at least as far as it could go without hurting it, he found that the “A.P.P.A.” was right on his tail, and only getting faster! He had to slow this thing down, but how?
Father’s idea was to get as close to any tree or rock without colliding into it, as well as throw some fireballs for good measure, but it failed as Aang’s loyal companion either dodged, or in most cases, rushed right through anything in its way.
The adult couldn’t run forever, as he was about to do so right into the ocean, so he did the only logical thing, and morphed his body into one more suitable for water; a fast, warm blooded Mako Shark, with the long, heterocercal tail of a Thresher Shark, and proceed to dive in and swim as fast as possible.
Eventually, he started to calm down, and believed that the beast couldn’t swim, only to look up and see it soar through the air, like physics meant nothing to it. After seeing something as bizarre as that, Father swam at a much, much faster rate, crossing the ocean in just a minute.
Just before he could crash into an island, the pyrokinetic shape shifted again, this time into a drill, and carved his way onto the island, landing back on the ground and through a vegetable cart of a very unfortunate vendor.
(Music Stops)
Father paid no attention to the old man’s misery. He wasn’t the priority, just a bystander; how would he destroy that beast? A lightbulb appeared above his head, why not fight fire with fire?
Aang and his bison companion finally landed in the Earth Kingdom city, yet there was no sign of the firebender anywhere, but instead several animals of varying species and sizes, each with the same yellow eyes and black body the adult has.
Monster Hunter: Chameleos Theme
The first of these many feral animals to strike was a black panther, lunging at the bison’s face, and immediately getting caught in its massive maw. Shortly thereafter, every animal on the ground tried to take down Appa, while the flying bugs, birds, bats and even a small Pterosaur went after the airbender.
Despite having more animals to deal with, Aang’s loyal companion was holding his ground really well, as every beast that struck it struggled to get passed it’s thick coat, and any that could, like a bear or rhino, was too big of a target, and immediately evaporated from one hit of the flying bison’s tail.
The airbender however was having a far more difficult time, with him constantly getting pecked, bitten or stung by each species, not helped by his pacifistic nature, or his now useless weapon.
A handful of Earth Kingdom dwellers were watching this brawl, and each one was rooting for Aang to take each animal down, so much so that they cheered him on; except for one, who was observing the battle, thinking about a way he could gain the upper hand.
That “Earthbender” was Father, who was disguised so Aang wouldn’t spot him.
He believed that he could continue this strategy for the kid, and he did, as several more flying animals appeared near the Airbender with a snap of his fingers, but he needed some more fire power for his machine, and where could he find that?
After quite a lot of looking, he found what looked like a brightly colored set of red and blue houses, in the window of a darker green building. That was one of his Really Really Incredibly Destructive Machines, and a large grin formed on his face, because of how lucky he was to see it here.
While only a few animals still attacked the sky bison, most of the remaining fauna fought against Aang, so much so that he was starting to take damage by at least one in the span of a second, and had to dodge as much as possible.
With only one thing left to do, Aang took out his whistle, took in as much air as possible, and out came a sound so high, no human ears could hear, and every shadowy animal vanished, leaving just him and his bison.
(Music Ends)
BAM!
“Did you miss me?”
The firebender finally returned, this time in what looked like a very tacky dodecahedron, with lamppost eyestalks, tiny bat wings, palm trees for cannons, and four massive mailboxes for feet.
This baffled the airbender so much, he laughed at just how ridiculous this situation was. Father however, was not amused.
“Go ahead and laugh. This thing can topple any building here with a gentle nudge! That thing will be pieces of scrap metal by the end!”
Slamming his fist on the machine out of rage, the firebender accidentally turned on its radio, and the mech’s engine roared out of sheer power.
Seeing this as intimidation, the bison let out a deep, beastly growl of his own, to see any reaction of this mysterious thing.
Other than a glare from both its eyestalks and its controller’s eyeballs, not much. This machine was certainly prepared for battle, and made its first step toward its opposing apex predator.
In turn, Appa rushed towards the RRIDM at much faster speeds, about to impale it with his horns.
Expecting this, a massive metal pair of hands grew out of the first set of windows this neighborhood amalgamation had, grabbing onto the horns of Aang’s ally, matching the beast’s strength.
“The time has come to an end!”
Eventually, Father ended this struggle by throwing the bison off the ground, and into a building, while Aang leaped off Appa, and rolled back onto the ground safely.
The adult didn’t stop there though, as a massive laser cannon was revealed out of a garage of some sort, and a blast from it was fired directly at the beast.
“Yeah! This is what nature planned.”
To dodge this, the Sky Bison performed a roll of his own, leaving the blast to destroy a building in the process.
The airbender himself rushed to Father’s mech alone, to try and stop him from causing any more destruction and/or death. It wasn’t a very smart idea though, as with just a flick of the machine's finger, Aang was sent soaring across the Earth Kingdom.
Seeing his companion sent sky high, Appa let out a roar of fury, catching the attention of the pyrokinetic.
“Oh, you want some too?”
“Being tracked by a starving beast…”
Keeping its distance, cannonballs shot out of two small palm trees from the machine, but when they hit the beast’s skull, no noticeable damage was seen or heard.
“Looking for its daily feast.”
Once again, the bison rushed towards the mech, opting the firebender to use close range. As such, smaller hands popped out of the machine's massive palms, and...
“A predator on the verge of death…”
SLAM!
Both massive monsters were evenly matched in strength yet again, with both exchanging glares during the second power struggle.
“Comes to its last breath!”
This time, Appa tried to smack the machine with his tail, which was instantly grabbed by its massive left hand, no longer wielding its miniature hand.
“Getting close to its last breath!”
Now it was clear which was stronger, as without any effort,
Father slammed Appa onto the ground with no mercy!
“RULES OF NATURE!”
The curbstomp ended when the Sky Bison was thrown onto another building, only this time, the beast was knocked unconscious.
“And they run when the sun comes up…”
Expecting another move from the animal, the machine’s right hand morphed into a buzzsaw, revving it up and slowly walking towards Appa.
“With their lives on the line;”
Upon hearing the mysterious loud noise, Aang’s loyal companion awoke to see his hunter about to bisect him!
“For a while!”
To prevent this, the massive blade was stopped with a surprisingly well timed bite.
“Gotta follow the laws of the wild!”
This was exactly what the firebender hoped for, as his mech still had a metal fist, and the beast was too distracted to dodge, so,
POW!
With no time to waste, he landed a sucker punch on Appa’s skull.
“With their lives on the line...”
As the Sky Bison’s vision became blurry from such a blow, even it knew another bash of its horns would be too much to take. It had to play defensively.
To close the newfound distance between his machine and Aang’s pet, Father fired laser’s from the pair of lampposts, and yet Appa managed to move fast enough to dodge the red beams, as buildings and civilians got sliced through instead.
“Out here only the strong SURVIVE!”
WOOSH!
A massive gust of air sent the amalgamation flying, alongside much debris close by, however the pyrokinetic’s mech wasn’t phased by this. In fact, it was still flying due to flapping its small bat wings, defying the laws of physics.
“What’s done is done, survived to see another day.”
Taking advantage of the distance, Father used as many ranged moves as he could, all to take down the bison.
“The game of life, the hunter and the agile prey.”
And there were certainly many, as Appa had to dodge lasers, missiles, cannonballs, flames and even bullets, turning several buildings into piles of rubble.
“No guarantee, which of them will succeed, STRONG OR WEAK!”
With not a single projectile hitting the beast, the machine ran low on fuel and plummeted to the ground below, with the firebender switching the machine to defensive mode, just before it crashed.
CRASH!
A shockwave erupted from just how much force was exerted, as buildings, civilians, rubble and even Appa were sent in the air against their will, which Father took advantage of immediately.
Several large metal tendrils wrapped around Aang’s companion’s front and back, restraining him from dodging any more attacks the machine has.
“Let’s see if you can dodge this!”
“Rules of Nature!”
The machine’s laser cannon was taking up any remaining energy the machine might have, and within the span of about ten seconds, shot out a very potent and bright blast directly at the Sky Bison.
Said blast penetrated through the beast’s body and started to wear down the machine itself, until...
“RULES OF NATURE!”
(Music Ends)
A massive explosion of blood, guts, singed fur and anything else that remained of Appa soaked the city and its residents, leaving all in shock and horror… and yes, that did include Father, still inside his run down machine.
“OH GOD!”
In fact right now he’s vomiting, because of just what he did. Nobody was as appalled as Aang though, who had recovered in time to see the pet, or more accurately, the friend he had for a century, murdered in cold blood by his hot headed opponent.
After seeing the airbender return, the firebender tried to take to the skies with his machine and flee, but it didn’t move an inch since it was completely out of fuel, so the adult tried to reason with him.
“Look, kid, I’m terribly sorry about what just happened there. Usually the people I fight have machines that are made to look like animals, so I was just impulsive and thought he wasn’t real either, so I take the blame for doing all this. Please, can you forgive me?”
Whether the apology was sincere or not, Aang had his answer before one word was spoken.
At a speed far faster than anyone could react, the child rushed towards the adult, grabbed his neck, and stared at him with pure wrath in his now very light blue eyes, about to crush his windpipe.
“I… guess… not.” were the only words that came out of Father’s mouth, before he evaporated into a puff of smoke. By this point, the airbender knew this was another fakeout, and the real Father was somewhere else. No matter where he would hide, he would find him, and have him pay the ultimate price!
Any civilians still standing around, had rushed into their homes in fear, for they knew that the Avatar was released, and for once, he was not happy.
(Music Ends)
Chapter 3: The Avatar’s Wrath
Meanwhile, in an Earth Kingdom town closer to its capital, the real Father was trying to buy a weapon, use it on Aang, and end the fight then and there, but considering just how long he’s been at the store, it would take a while.
“Look look, just how much can I get with all this cash? Just answer that question.”
“Well sir, I could give you that dagger for these silver coins”
“Oh really? Well gee wiz, I could use that. While you're at it, why don’t you give me a pebble! Forget the coins, what can I get with the 20 dollars?”
“What are these ‘dollars’ you speak of?”
“UGH! Were you raised in a barn? The…”
Before the adult could finish his ranting or steal his weapon of choice, the door to the shop he was in was shattered into several fragments invisible to the naked eye, and behind what remained of the door, was the master of the elements.
“BENEDICT UNO!”
He yelled with literally hundreds of voices
“YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE ADOLESCENT HAVE BEEN DISREGARDED FOR TOO LONG! I AM HERE TO END YOUR SINFUL DESIRES, ONCE AND FOR ALL!”
“Yeah, yeah, give me a minute Aang, I’m just trying to get a gun or something to end this nonsense.”
“Wait, how did you know my na…”
Before the adult could finish his sentence, a powerful gust of wind blew him and every weapon hanging on the walls to the back of the store, where the owner was, or at least where he used to be before he ran off.
The Prince of Egypt: ??? Metal Remix
Despite this, the adult grabbed onto the counter, and got back up shortly after, giving the vengeful spirit a glare of his own, with his yellow eyes.
Benedict Uno made history, by being the first man to stand against the Avatar, without fear or hesitation, unaware of just what it could do.
“So, this is the “Legendary Avatar”, prophecies have told about. I expect a creature made of pure energy, or a sooper huge machine made of stone, but it’s nothing more than a kid that ate too many glow sticks.”
Although he didn’t know what the adult was talking about, Aang still felt insulted by this man doubting the might of this form.
“But don’t let me stop you, I’m sure everyone else is horrified of you, because they wrote the prophecies, they see you as a god, but to me, no matter what you wield or control, you’re nothing more than a rebellious child, and the kids that never listen, learn the biggest lessons.”
Then, silence. Father said no words for a few seconds, mentally preparing himself for the battle, while Aang said no words at all, simply wanting to avenge his fallen comrade.
“I hope you’re prepared Avatar,
(Play at 0:38)
‘Cause you’re playing with the big boys now!”
With an extension of both of his arms, Father created a massive aura of flames, as well as lifted every sword and dagger in the store, and all but one of them were sent soaring towards Aang when he threw his arms directly at the last airbender.
Despite this, the vengeful spirit dodged every last weapon thrown his way with lightning fast reaction time, so the firebender opted to get his dagger, and slit his throat at close range, which was blocked with just the Avatar’s finger tip.
This was far from the end though, as the rival to the Kids Next Door tried to slash the vengeful spirit’s heart instead, only to be met with the same parry.
Although these slashes and slices increased in speed very rapidly, not a single one landed onto the airbender’s body excluding his finger of course.
This took considerably more precision for Aang however, as he failed to notice that every other sharp melee weapon he dodged was being sent to his back, courtesy of Father’s telekinesis. It was a matter of time until…
STAB!
A long sword punctured through his spinal cord, and left him open for a...
SLASH!
From Father’s dagger. That was far from the last sword however.
STAB!
SLICE!
STAB!
SLASH!
STAB!
SLICE!
STAB!
SLASH!
After dozens of swords, the firebender opted to kick the airbender instead, sending him flying out of the Kingdom at ridiculous speeds, landing in a massive lake.
With a massive splash, every wound the Avatar had, minus the mental one from Appa’s death, was healed instantly. Seeing every scar and blemish vanish in perfect detail, despite the massive distance between the two, infuriated Father, causing him to rush towards the child at speed so fast, a trail of flames followed his footsteps.
To prevent this, the airbender erected a massive wall of stone in front of both him and his opponent, but it was useless as the firebender ran right through the wall as if he was the god-damn Juggernaut.
Before Aang could do anything else, Father grabbed onto his neck, flew into the air at high speed, dragged his face onto a mountain so hard, blood was starting to show, and threw him into a different Earth City; specifically its capital, Ba Sing Se.
“Let’s see if you can bend this!” The pyrokinetic loudly taunted, as a fireball the size of a mansion formed on his hand, and was thrown at the royal palace.
Before the flame struck, a massive gust of wind arose from the Avatar’s lungs and arms, and sent the ball of fire directly back at its surprised owner, and into a distant mountain, which exploded shortly thereafter.
Using the Seismic Sense, the child had spotted hundreds of Father clones around him, and immediately coated his body in stone to protect from any more flames thrown his way.
This strategy worked out perfectly, as all the fire the many duplicates threw comically bounced off the stone shield.
The real firebender had returned from his trip to the former mountain, coated with flames shaped like a knight’s armor, complete with a fire sword and a pocket for his dagger.
And when his first blow was struck, a power struggle had begun. The firebender’s moves were too fast for Aang to dodge, yet lacked enough power to break through the stone barrier, while the airbender’s strikes could knock his opponent cold with just one blow, but were too slow for Father to not notice and dodge.
Eventually, the adult’s blows started to falter, as he wasted too much stamina on so many fast attacks, leaving the Avatar to land the final blow...
Only for one strong stab in the chest with Father’s dagger to completely shatter his armor, and cause him to cough blood into his opponents presumed eyes.
This temporarily blinded the pyrokinetic, as he used his free hand to wipe the blood out, so Aang immediately performed a roundhouse kick so hard, a massive shockwave formed from the impact, destroying every last Father duplicate and sending the real Father back to the mountain, or more accurately the plateau from whence he came.
(Play the song at 2:28)
This has lasted LONG ENOUGH!
The firebender yelled, as he was enveloped in fire so hot, the remnants of the mountain he was standing on started to melt into lava. He would make sure this child would never bother him again one way or another, and so he took to the skies, soaring past the atmosphere and Aang’s view within the span of seconds.
It didn’t take long for the adult to fly into space, as he used the gravitational force of the nearby moon as extra propulsion, generate 18 clones around him, and plummet straight down back to the palace.
When the Avatar looked up, he saw every last clone plummeting towards him so fast, they started merging into a massive black fireball, still wielding a dagger in one hand, and with loads of yellow eyes glaring, yet only two were directed at him.
In turn, with a determined look, the Avatar used any nearby elements to make a sphere of his own, and at ten times the size of the Fathers, the massive ball of earth, air and fire was flung at impossible speeds at the black fireball.
As soon as the unstoppable force and the immovable object collided, both had stopped dead in their tracks, as both benders put more pressure in their attacks.
Neither of these massive spheres could last forever, as the fireball started to shatter like glass, while the (mostly) earthball began to slowly crumble, and after half of a minute of constantly adding pressure, one massive sphere broke, and the aftermath was truly biblical in nature.
(Music Ends)
A gargantuan explosion that incinerated a very, very vast majority of the Earth Kingdom: Its flora, its fauna, its citizens, its towns, and even most of the continent that held it together.
Somehow, both the airbender and the firebender had survived the explosion that shook the world, which was best proven by a very loud scream of pain and disbelief.
The scream of the Avatar.
Chapter 4: The Dragon’s Fury
Father’s dagger was painted red with dried blood, as Aang’s hand was nothing more than ash in the wind, and from the limb that held it, came a geyser of blood that Nickelodeon would never show, while the child ran off to find some way to stop the bleeding.
The adult couldn’t help but chuckle at his opponent's suffering. After such a long battle, the Avatar likely wouldn’t see him again for a long time, so he could relax for the time being. Maybe starting by smoking a little from his…
“My Pipe! Where is it!?”
It turns out that just before the comet hit, Aang grabbed onto Father’s pipe, and crushed it before that hand got incinerated, and Father had recently found the crumpled up smoking tool, shocked at its current condition.
Meanwhile, the arrow headed boy had recently created a prosthetic hand made of ice. He couldn’t bring his old hand back, but this would have to do, as a prosthetic Earth hand would be difficult to move, and no Waterbender had a healing skill that potent. What good can an Earthbender do?
If that wasn’t enough to crush his optimism, then looking over to the burnt ground that once was the kingdom certainly was.
Aang and all the other avatar’s felt so much guilt for causing this, that tears flowed from their face and still glowing eyes.
“You…”
The somber moment ended as soon as the Firebender's voice was heard.
“Big…”
As soon as he found smoke emanating from his foe’s body, The Avatar immediately took on a determined face yet again, preparing for the worst.
“JERK!”
A fireball brighter and hotter than the sun erupted from Father’s body, very nearly vaporizing the ground he stood on.
“Now you’ve made me angry!”
“Very!”
“VERY!”
“VERY ANGRY!”
Something completely alien happened before Aang’s eyes when Father reached his boiling point. His shape began to change into a ferocious beast.
The adult, if you could even call him that, now towered over the Vengeful Spirit, wielding fangs and claws that could cut diamonds, as well as his firebending.
In a state of primal rage, an oddly human-esque yell escaped the dragon’s muzzle, causing a storm around the Earth Ruins and being heard all around the world, letting everyone around the world know, hell on earth was about to begin, and their savior would suffer first.
(Music Ends)
Despite this, the airbender still stood his ground. Past Avatars have faced off against rouge, rage filled dragons before.
The only difference between this one and those of the past, was that this one caused a personal, horrible event towards Aang himself...
And that would make it so satisfying to take him down.
With all the power he could muster, a massive stream of flames was unleashed from the Avatar’s palms, directed straight at the reptile.
Yet either due to Aang’s weak connection to the sun or the monster’s sheer tolerance, he didn’t even flinch.
With a slam of the giant’s foot, stone spikes coated the ground below, like a shockwave,
But before he got skewered, the Avatar flew into the air, lifted every spike on the island, and reformed them into a massive stone figure.
Now standing on equal ground with the fiery fiend, Aang wasted no time throwing punches at an impossible rate for a golem so massive.
Not a single punch hit however, as the reptile dodged every last punch thrown with just a jerk of its head.
After what felt like an hour, the dragon got a grip on the massive stone structure’s fist with his mouth, hoisted it into the air, and slammed it down, causing the giant to shatter into tiny pebbles.
With the construct taken down, the dragon slammed his foot down onto its remains, presumably crushing the airbender.
Yet he was proven wrong, as a whistle caught his attention to see Aang completely fine.
A massive fireball was shot from Father’s mouth, only for the Avatar to dodge that too.
This pattern went on for a while. The Dragon tried to attack the much smaller human with a stomp or swipe of its claws, or a quick fireball, but the airbender dodged any attack thrown at him rather easily.
With each missed strike, the reptile got angrier, and the storm became stronger.
Finally, lightning had struck directly onto the bender of all elements, however instead of getting smited, he redirected the strike towards the mighty beast, electrocuting it to the point where its skeleton was visible, like Aang was looking through an X-ray.
Thanks to one of the Avatar’s being a skilled firebender, the beast was merely unconscious, as the airbender took the opportunity to run off to a place where he would have the high-ground.
When the adult woke up, he couldn’t find the child anywhere on the scorched island that used to be the Earth Kingdom.
“Coward!”
Was the only word that escaped his muzzle, before the beast took to the skies to find the vengeful spirit.
Not long afterward, the watchful eyes of the dragon spotted Aang nearby the ocean on a mountainous island. Specifically the abandoned Eastern Air Temple.
The monster crashed onto the oceans, causing water to soar into the air, roaring at the skys in fury.
This reckless move led to the perfect opportunity for the Avatar to create another construct.
With a raise of their empty clutching hands, chains of water formed around the dragon’s claws and wings, leaving him restrained in shackles that exploited his weakness, ones that he could not break.
It didn’t stop him from trying though.
The beast thrashed with all the might he could muster, as flames escaped his mouth out of pure anger, yet the chains just wouldn’t budge!
Through sheer chance, one particularly hot stream of flames aimed right at the moon.
(Music Stops)
The massive natural satellite was incinerated by the flames, on both a spiritual and physical level. Seeing both Tui and Yue murdered right before their eyes horrified every last avatar spirit, as each had one question on their minds.
‘Just how strong is this Firebender?’
The chains that held the dragon together finally broke apart, as the beast roared out of freedom, and another storm formed.
“Firebenders are the strongest, yet most stubborn benders.”
Upon hearing a monstrous voice, Father looked all over the place in confusion, trying to spot who said it. He thought someone else would arrive to steal his thunder.
It seemed like there was nobody around, so he turned back to the Avatar, who had walked off the island and towards the massive ocean.
What he didn’t notice was the koi fish circling him, granting Aang the power he needed to take out his foe.
Where the Avatar stood, the ocean formed around him, taking shape into a humanoid, with a koi fish head, standing on equal ground with the dragon.
All the reptile did was growl at Koizilla, more than prepared to rip it apart.
This was no longer a battle between people that bend the elements.
This was a battle between gods that were the elements.
Chapter 5: God In Fire
Before he could get restrained again, Father quickly took to the skies and hid inside the storm around him.
The massive Koi fish couldn’t see the Firebender anywhere, but it did see a massive fireball fall from the sky, and evaporate the water around it when it landed.
That fireball morphed into a massive, muscular humanoid creature made entirely of fire.
The burning entity tried to uppercut the liquid kaiju, but all it hit was thin air, as both Aang and La sank into the ocean below, with Koizilla following suit.
Tilting its head in confusion, the burning beast was immediately impaled by four swords made of salt water, each wielded by a fifty foot knight made of water, yet only one had Aang and La inside.
This cooling liquid had disintegrated a part of the fiery creature, as each knight yanked their sword out of the fiends body, and would slice it apart like an enraged chef.
Just before the effort began though, a flaming arm stopped each sword in their tracks, including two that recently sprouted out of its chest.
Using its ethereal form as an advantage, the burning deity morphed its head into a sledgehammer, and as lightning struck its top, the beast smashed its new head into a water knight with the face of a koi fish.
But yet again, the ocean constructs dispersed back into the sea it came from, as it restrained its fiery opponent once again, only this time with tendrils instead of chains.
It didn’t last long as the four armed beast became a swarm of tiny fireballs, each out to catch the Avatar.
They eventually found the vengeful spirit running further into the deep sea, as the flames reformed into a massive hand to grab and strangle the airbender.
But just before he could manage that, another massive hand came out of the ocean, one that matched the fiery one in physical strength.
The struggle between the hands of water and fire would last for what seemed like an eternity, as the two disembodied palms violently thrashed across the air and sea, but it had finally ended when La’s hand had started to cool down.
The mighty mit of the firebender was starting to extinguish, and when the liquid hand turned into solid ice, the flaming hand was completely gone.
“Annoying pest! Why won’t you die?!”
Although La and Aang defended themselves from an upcoming attack, it wasn’t enough, as a massive downward slash split the cold hand and killed the spirit controlling it, yet just barely missed the Avatar.
“I will never stand for your slaughter of innocents!”
A final hateful staredown formed between the vengeful spirit and the burning beast, as they both knew one thing above all else.
“Our battle ends now!”
“Our battle ends now!”
Immediately, the Avatar got a grip on the massive lungs the dragon had, and started to pull the oxygen out of them.
Yet it wasn’t enough as the firebender took the mightiest inhale he could take, and both effortlessly regained his lost air, and sucked in the storm that had surrounded him and his opponent like a vacuum sucking in light dust particles.
With only one element to effectively utilize left, the master of all elements tore a mountain out of the ground, and flung it at his firebending enemy.
However, with a leap into the air, Father dodged the mountain, and covered himself with his wings, spinning rapidly to become a drill, and flew straight into Aang.
Before he could get impaled by the dark entity though, another mountain was tossed at the dragon, although it didn’t last long as massive cracks formed on the peak until it was turned into a very fine dust.
Before the master of elements could throw another mountain at the beast, he was sent plummeting to the center of the earth alongside it.
About halfway down the journey, Aang utilized his best shot at earthbending yet, and punctured the dragon’s body all over, leaving him harmed and restrained, before taking in as much air as possible, and sending the reptile flying out of the hole it created.
This massive blast not only sent the dragon out of the hole at insane speeds, but also caused him to spin around the entire planet so rapidly, it started to slow down and reverse its rotation.
Well, at least that’s what it felt like. Shortly after the airbender finally escaped from the deep chasm and made it back to the Air Temple, the firebender’s speed instantly came to a complete stop after slamming into a nearby mountain, leaving him as the same silhouetted human he was before.
This left the Avatar with the perfect chance to finally end the battle! This monster wants to cause death and destruction!?
Actually, did he?
(Music fades out, while The Avatar's Love fades in)
Aang took some time to take that question in. Was this firebender truly heartless? Should he break his pacifism this one time?
Memories of the battle he just had flashed back into his mind, the horrible murders of Appa and the entire Earth Kingdom.
The firebender didn’t mean to, or even realized he had killed all those earthbenders, all he noticed was his opponent still being around.
Even if he did, it wasn’t just his fault, Aang was the one who dragged the battle there in the first place. The Avatar still fought the silhouette in the populated kingdom instead of just restraining him and taking the easier, cleaner way out.
What about Appa, the sky bison that has been by his side ever since he was a toddler? That was something the firebender did intentionally…
Something he felt horrible for.
“I’m terribly sorry about what just happened there. Usually the people I fight have machines that are made to look like animals, so I was just impulsive and thought he wasn’t real either, so I take the blame for doing all this.
Please, can you forgive me?”
Yet the airbender didn’t, he was just as impulsive and believed the apology was a lie, even if it sounded extremely sincere.
The firebenders' crimes weren’t intentional, they were misunderstandings, just like the battle itself.
“You must have been renowned as such a powerful agent…”
“Your Air Powered Propelling Automobile. Not even Sector V can make a machine so life-like”
“Me? Delusional!? Do you even know about the Kids Next Door?”
The firebender was never out to hunt for the Avatar, he might not even know about the Fire Nation, it was all about “Kids Next Door Agents and Sectors”
That’s when Aang made his decision.
“No, I won’t be so impulsive this time.”
It was his impulses that lead to the genocide of the earthbenders, what caused him to lose his closest ally.
He wouldn’t lose anyone else the same way.
This man may be horrible, but if he killed the firebender, how would he be any different?
There was only one option Aang would choose.
(Music Ends)
Father was immediately rendered conscious again when he felt the airbender’s cold ice hand on his heart, questioning what he was doing now.
He didn’t notice the Avatar’s normal hand on his head, but he felt something inside his very spirit.
It felt like the kid got a grip on his powers.
DISSIDIA 012: God In Fire (Again) (Play at 3:38)
An extremely bright blue light shone from Aang’s eyes and mouth, while Father’s body turned mostly red, with bright lights flashing dark blue and yellow coming out of his eyes and mouth.
Those lights would spread all over the island, shining like a colorful second sun, but before long, one color was starting to fade.
The Firebender’s body started to become the same shade of bright blue that coated the Avatar’s body.
Just before his will gave out though, the remaining energy Father had in his fingertips became darker.
“Let!”
The adult’s will might not be strong, but his rage certainly was, as the energy inside his body returned, and the cuffs on his wrists started to crumble.
“Me!”
The now maroon energy inside Father’s body was back, leaving the two benders at a standstill, yet the pitch black energy inside the firebender’s hands formed a fire, and finally broke his arm restraints.
“GO!”
Grabbing the child by the neck, the evil energy inside the adult spread like wildfire, not only easily overtaking the blue sky, but burning the spirit of Raava, Aang and every other Avatar that has ever lived from the inside, until...
(Music Ends)
A shockwave of pure darkness flew all around the Earth, as both benders fainted from the energy clash, miraculously destroying the airbender’s prosthetic arm and the firebender’s leg restraints and leaving both looking a bit different.
After a few minutes, one of them reawoke first. The man had black hair, a white dress shirt, black overalls with red straps, black and white dress shoes, red square glasses with yellow lenses and a bow tie.
This was Benedict Uno, A.K.A. Father without his silhouette suit.
After dusting himself off a little, Ben couldn’t help but notice the fallen Avatar, somewhat worried through what just happened to him.
“Aang?” he said in a much more nasally voice, as he checked to see if the child still had a pulse, which he surprisingly did, but if he wasn’t dead, what happened to him?
“How do you feel?”
“Delightful”
And that was when Benedict realized what he had done.
He had already noticed the lack of arrow tattoos on the airbender’s arms and head, the blue school outfit replacing the robe, and of course the highly advanced robotic hand replacing the icy prosthetic.
But only now had he noticed his blue eyes, or more accurately, his icy blue pupils. Aang’s sclera were pure white with no veins visible on a microscopic scale, and his irises seemingly didn’t exist at all.
All those physical traits led the adult to one conclusion.
Aang became a Delightful Child, a soulless child that mindlessly takes whatever order their adult tells them.
Benedict Uno was that adult.
A large malicious grin formed on Ben’s face. This battle was annoyingly long and cost him his pipe. Having the powerful Avatar by his side would make his reign unstoppable! But first, he needed a kingdom.
“Tell me Aang, where is the Fire Nation Capital?”
“It should be 50 million paces west and 7 million paces north from here, but I don’t see how we can get there without a boat.”
“I’ll show you”
Grabbing Aang tightly by the wrist, Benedict Uno floated in the air, as the silhouette that he had before formed from the feet up.
With his powers and suit back, the Firebender flew at speed so fast, he broke the sound barrier, simply for the search of the throne of the Fire Lord, taking the hollow shell of the Avatar with him.
No one could bring balance now.
Transmission Interrupted
(Music Ends)
K.O.
Winner’s Screen:
Retaining his suit, Father is seen flying just above the ocean with Aang’s wrist in his hand, in search of Capital City.
Loser’s Screen:
Several arriving FireBenders in airships stare in disbelief, to see small scorched islands and a raging storm where The Earth Kingdom used to be.
KND Operation Z.E.R.O. Opening Theme
So now that Aang’s dead, does this mean that Korra is dead too?
It’s more like she doesn’t exist at all, but close enough.
Uh, Wiz? ‘You alright?
*crying* Yeah, yeah I’m fine, I just… need to do some research, yeah that’s all, heh heh…
Wait! I still need a co-host!
I’ve got you covered.
...Eh, fuck it, why not. This was an interesting fight to decide on, as each opponent has an edge in different categories.
Starting with combat experience, while Benny is older both physically and biologically, he pretty much throws fire around, and doesn’t have anything like being a boxing champion, or taking any martial arts, or actual training, while Aang mastered multiple martial arts before he faced off against Ozai.
The Avatar also gains points for Versatility. Yeah, both of these guys can make their own weapons out of Water and Fire, but Aang can also control more Fire, Earth and Air, usually giving him more to attack with.
Not to mention how he carries one of Father’s weaknesses. Both of them are pretty smart and crafty, however since Father is kind of a hot-head, he’s bound to make a reckless decision every once in a while, so Aang gets intelligence as well.
But those are all minor things, we need to find out stats to see who can take home the glory, and this is where Father gets the high ground. First, in terms of base form strength, Aang is capable of producing 22.2 tons worth of TNT through his firebending.
That’s a lot of power, but keep in mind that this was with Sozin’s Comet, something that increases a firebender’s fire powers. It’s hard to say how much it amplifies, as Ozai said it gives him and other firebenders "the power of a hundred suns", but if that were the case, the entire damn planet would be burning down by that point.
Yeah, they exaggerate a lot in Avatar. Anyway, even if that were his normal strength, Father is still about two to about four times stronger with him incinerating a grove instantly.
Durability is even easier to decide on, as Father can tank his own blows, or scale to KND operatives that can survive stuff like this, or this, or that moon colony feat, whereas Aang has to shield himself with bending. The most we’ve seen him survive was being struck by lightning, and he very, VERY nearly died there, so we could give him Building Level Durability, but that’s really iffy.
Even if there weren’t any feats for ‘em, I can still determine how and why Aang is less durable.
Oh boy, here’s another Goku VS Superman 2 type speech.
Hey, everyone else takes inspiration from GVS1, what’s the difference here? Anyway, this comes down to one thing: Toon Force.
Oh, you mean things like this?
Is mayonnaise an instrument? GAH! Don’t do that!
Uh, I guess so? My point is, even though controlling the elements around you isn’t really possible, Avatar tries to be as close to real life as it can, whereas Kids Next Door, with it’s even more ridiculous premise, does not, so your not going to see Aang, his friends or his enemies survive massive explosions any time soon.
Speed was a tough one to decide, on one hand, Aang can dodge lightning, but it’s debatable as to whether or not it’s comparable to actual lightning, and this clip does not help, since Iroh there didn’t really react to it much. On the other hand, Father has very few speed feats, like outrunning a dog.
However, since he fights with Sector V very often, and usually keeps pace with them, he should scale to their laser dodging feats, which fits pretty well alongside his Relativistic Attacking Speed.
Technically that’s with his alternate form, but yeah. Speaking of which, with their alternate forms, the gap becomes even greater! Aang as the Avatar is at most, Island level, with the highballed Island splitting feat, and the 43 Gigaton Volcanic Eruptions, and that’s just about it, his speed and durability haven’t shown to increase at all.
Dragon Father’s durability hasn’t shown to increase either, but that doesn’t mean it hasn’t.
True, anyway, Father’s Earth melting feat varies, but at weakest it’s at the Small Country Level 5 Teratons, at about one hundred sixteen times as strong, and at strongest it’s at the Moon Level 64 Exatons, about 1.5 BILLION TIMES AS STRONG!
And before you say that Father can only reach this form if his pipe is taken away, considering that Grandfather was scared of him when he was angrier than usual, to me it seems like he can activate that enraged form whenever he’s generally angry enough, so saying that he can only activate that form without his pipe, is like saying Ganon can only die from holy weapons.
He can!
No he can not, you were just being biased.
Shut up Wiz! It’s just an example!
Oh, and scaling doesn’t really help matters all that much. It’s kind of off to scale base form Aang to Toph or comet enhanced firebenders, and if we do, then we should also scale Father to the Dodgeball Wizard eclipsing the sun and a city, the Toiletnator flushing the Grand Canyon, Number One pulling the Moonbase and Maurice surviving the destruction of Chicken Pox Island, so all of that leaves us with these stats.
With Individual Feats:
Aang: Small Building to City Block Level (22.2 Tons) Attack Potency in base
Hypersonic+, possibly Massively Hypersonic speed
Small to (really iffy) Regular Building level durability
City level AP in Avatar State
Father: Building to City Block Level (58.44 to 83.73 tons) Destructive Capability and durability in base, potentially Planetary Durability
Superhuman speed in base
Small Country to Lunar DC and Relativistic speed in enraged form
With Scaling:
Aang: Multi-City Block, potentially Small Town Level Base AP/DC
Massively Hypersonic speed.
Small to Regular Building level durability.
Island Level AP/DC in Avatar State
Father: Building to Theoretically City to Island level base AP/DC and durability, potentially Planetary Durability
Relativistic speed
Lunar to Planetary AP/DC in enraged form
Note: One can argue whether or not the lasers and lightning KND operatives and Aang reacted to are genuine or not, we assumed they were genuine just to give the benefit of the doubt.
With these kinds of stats, the fight can vary HEAVILY depending on what feats you think actually hold up.
You can be biased and give Aang the Town and Island level stuff, while Father only gets his City Block feat, or you could go all out and give them both their “outliers” and people will still argue with you!
From what I’ve checked, Father usually takes the physical advantage, unless we lowball him and highball Aang.
With these kinds of stats, the fight boils down to “Does Aang have any methods to counter Father’s physicality?”, and no he doesn’t.
Well, that’s not entirely true, Energybending can counter his greater durability, since it’s based more on the opponents will, and it would work at taking his powers away, since Father has given up on a plan entirely in the past, even if he had the upper hand.
Well, yeah there is that, but it’s not like he can stop time, or turn intangible.
But Wait! Let’s give Aang the benefit of the doubt more so than ever. How? By scaling him to Vatuu, who turned the entire planet dark.
Even if we excuse the fact that Aang never fought Vatuu, and Korra did instead, we should scale Father to Grandfather too, since the latter seemed worried to fight the former. Both the spirit of chaos and the fallen king can coat the entire planet in darkness, but the difference comes from how fast they do it. After measuring with a stopwatch, it took roughly 30.6 seconds for the spirit of darkness to cover the Earth, which should be comparable in size to our own planet, meaning for each second, he covered 16,669,934 square kilometers of surface in darkness. Enough to cover the moon in just one second. One the other end, While we don’t get footage of him affecting the entire planet, we see Grandfather affect a portion of it, so comparing the time it took for him to cover the atlantic ocean, (roughly 1.8 seconds), and comparing that to the rest of the world, he covered the world in darkness in 6.6 seconds, roughly 4.6 times faster than Vatuu doing it. So Grandfather is capable of covering 76,681,696.4 square kilometers of surface in darkness in one second, enough to engulf the planet of Mercury in one second. Yeah, that’s pretty damn scary for a cartoon.
That’s not even mentioning how Grandfather’s Weather Control also affected buildings, cars and other people making it more like reality warping, or how he tanked a Moon Colony hitting him, dead center, effortlessly. So, no, Aang’s still dead.
You could say Father put...
A bend to the Avatar.
Yep, the winner is Father.
Father: Winner
+More often than not, has the strength/AP/DC advantage
++Aang lacked anyway to counter this
+More durable, especially through highballing...
-Energybending can counter this...
+However, that requires the opponent to be restrained and is incredibly risky
+Faster if we include scaling
-Slower if we don’t
=Both of them can fly
-Less versatile
+Superior ranged attacks
-Inferior close combat
+Cloning grants a numbers advantage, and a lot more attacks Aang needs to dodge
+Less reliant on the environment
-Some of Aang’s bending powers would be a threat
-While not necessarily dumber, he is more hot headed and reckless.
++No matter how much you scale either of them, Enraged Father is stronger than Avatar Aang by a wide margin.
(I’m sorry, I just could not resist)
Avatar Aang: Loser
+More combat experience
+Has dealt with hot-headed Firebenders before
+That isn’t even taking the Avatar State into account
+Less likely to make a reckless mistake
+Waterbending was essentially Father’s weakness in a bag
+Energybending could work as an instant win button
+Superior at Close Quarters
+Greater Versatility
+Faster if we go by their feats alone
-Slower if we use scaling
=Both of them can fly
--More often than not, weaker and more frail
-Heavy reliance on the environment could give him a disadvantage, depending on the location.
-Father’s cloning ability would be overwhelming
--Would get destroyed by an Enraged Father
Continuing Transmission
Chapter 6: All Lands are Fire Nation
It was impossible to believe, the other three nations were gone. The Earth Kingdom was nothing more than tons of ashes, the Water Tribes consisted of loads of lifeless husks that used to be waterbenders, and the last Air Nomad was turned into a puppet, devoted to nothing other than following his guardian’s orders.
Now, there was only the Fire Nation.
After hours of flying, the firebender and his child had finally arrived at the last nation, and took the time to admire the scenery, before meeting face to face with the Phoenix King.
After taking off his silhouette suit, and changing his attire into an orange and dark red robe, fitting for an heir to the fire lord, even morphing his glasses into contact lenses to avoid suspicion, he heard some mysterious tales.
Not one firebender, including himself, knew of the fate of the Water Tribes, but they all knew of the incineration of the Earth Kingdom, speculating what this fiend looked like, and fearing that he might have a grudge against the fire nation.
Normally, this nation would defend its ground until the last structure standing was destroyed, but they knew that only the Avatar could pull off so much collateral damage, and the Fire Lord would get obliterated in seconds.
To Father, these felt like compliments, to be feared by all would mean there would be no resistance if he took over. But that was the thing, ‘if’, he wasn’t the ruler of this place, the ‘Fire Lord’ was, and he didn’t know who that was.
It wasn’t until he noticed a statue of a shirtless bearded man breathing fire when he got an answer, as the statue looked exactly like a relative of his, Ozai.
He remembered Ozai.
A man that strikes terror into the hearts of heroes.
A man that villains praise and aspire to be like.
A man… he despised!
(Stop Music)
People are more terrified of what he has done than the alleged boogeyman, and he gets nothing!?
Just before Father burst into flames, he immediately stomped his way over to the Royal Palace, out to unleash his anger and get what he wanted.
Despite taking thousands and thousands of steps to the capital, the firebender wasn’t even slightly fatigued, as if he was a robot completing it’s objective.
“Ozai!”
Benedict’s yell echoed across the palace, leaving only deaf people unable to hear his voice.
The Fire Lord noticed the royal family look alike walking towards him, but knew that he wasn’t a family member he had heard of.
“It takes a lot of courage for a peasant to encounter his lord.” The bender spoke with a tone that embodied unbound, yet dignified Wrath.
“Peasant!?”
Benedict stopped walking as his disguise was immediately burnt at hearing this remark, yet he surprisingly calmed down yet again. He wouldn’t burn this man so soon and so mercifully.
“It also takes bravery for a ‘Peasant’ to enslave the Avatar.”
Since he wasn’t around for the fight, Ozai found this hard to believe.
“What makes you think I would believe any normal bender could match such a powerful deity?”
“Aang!”
Despite not having the inhuman stamina to keep up before, the airbender immediately rushed towards the adult’s side.
“Yes, Father?”
The Phoenix King still doesn’t believe what Father is saying, as the supposed Avatar looked nothing like any bender he has seen before.
“Why don’t you show this man some of your moves?”
“Very well”
A ball of air comparable to the size of a beach ball formed from the former Avatar’s hands, as he jumped onto it, balancing perfectly on the sphere as it levitated off the ground, and a stream of fire came from the child's mouth simultaneously, surprisingly not burning the palace.
The Fire Lord’s eyebrows raised in surprise, only for them to lower back in respect.
“Impressive. You could be a very valuable asset to the nation.”
“I could also be a great enemy to your nation, just like the green kingdom.”
While Ozai wouldn’t believe what exactly Father meant, he did believe that he and the Avatar destroyed the Earth Kingdom.
“You already show the Fire Nation’s ideals at heart, using the great power you wield and showing it to the world.”
Benedict couldn’t help but chuckle after hearing these words.
“Azulon has gotten to you, has he not?”
The Phoenix King couldn’t help but look away from the “peasant” for a bit, remembering the appreciation his father gave to Iroh, and the torment and abuse he was given, especially verbally.
“Your punishment has scarcely begun!”
SLAP
“You? The Fire Lord? So insulting!”
ZAP
“I would rather die at the hands of Iroh than to make Ozai the Fire Lord!”
“In many ways, I suppose he has… but I will learn from his mistakes of the past.”
“Good to know. I wouldn’t fix the problems of other Fire Lords, I would make them much worse!”
When that line was said, Ozai immediately felt suspicious about this shadowy figure.
“What are you implying?” He said through clenched teeth.
“Give.”
“Me!”
“The!”
“THRONE!”
A flaming aura coated Father, starting to burn the palace down, and leaving Aang terrified, although Ozai felt just as furious.
“ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ASK TO BE THE FIRE LORD!”
“Murdering the Fire Lord is not a method to take the throne either.”
(Stop Music)
Just before Ozai would fry the opposing adult, a look of horror appeared on his face for the first time in years after hearing the elderly voice.
“Azulon?”
“Your reign as the Fire Lord was caused through manipulation of the system, just to gain power...”
“Yet all you have done as the Fire Lord was spread your own personal image across the world, causing more mistakes throughout the Fire Nation than any other ruler.”
Ozai was yet again scared to hear the equally elderly yet gruff and commanding voice of his grandfather, Sozin.
“No! Lies! I ruled over the land with your best interests at heart!”
“My interest was to have Iroh inherit the throne!
You are merely a tool, only used when my son isn’t working!”
“You are merely a tool, only used when my grandson isn’t working!”
“Sounds like a perfect analogy to me.”
After being rebuffed, Ozai immediately shot a lightning bolt at Father, only for it to be grabbed by him, and shattered like glass.
Ozai couldn’t believe it, this firebender no-sold his greatest attack with hardly any effort in a way that wasn’t physically possible.
That’s when he knew that this wasn’t a man he could defeat, but before he could run away, both his father and grandfather grabbed onto his arms, leaving him restrained as the silhouette slowly and meanicingly walked towards the Phoenix King, and gripped onto the left side of his face.
“AAAAAUUUGGHH!”
The current Fire Lord felt an immense amount of pain as the flame seared his body down to the spirit, as the rest of his body had changed along with it.
Pure white briefly coated Ozai’s vision, as he couldn’t quite tell what kind of hell he just went through. Father was very proud to let him know, as a mirror flew right in front of him, and when he could see clearly again, he couldn’t believe what he had seen.
The sharp, golden attire he used to wield was replaced by black and red royal armor, his hair was shorter, his face was softer with no trace of his beard, his body was smaller and younger, and even his spirit felt weak.
He became his own son, Zuko...
And he couldn’t be any more miserable.
Now nobody in the nation would see him as the powerful warlord he was, but the weak, rebellious enemy to the Fire Lord that he had made his son.
‘Zuko’ even lacked the mentality that Ozai had. In the past, he would have faced his fears head on, he would willingly fight against the gods that stood above him, or die trying.
Now, he would beg for mercy before the battle had even started. Ozai still retained the horrible memories of his past, the accomplishments his mentality of “Survival of the Fittest” have achieved, yet his spirit was simply too frail to act on them.
He wanted to make the silhouetted figure suffer a fate worse than death for what he had done, but he just could not. He knew that no matter what, this monster would feel nothing but apathy, assuming he could even pull off such a feat...
And the truth was he couldn’t, whereas his worst enemy certainly could.
By this point neither the new, nor old fire bender couldn’t hold their emotions back.
Tears poured down from Ozai’s eyes like the world’s most aggressive rainstorm whereas Father burst out into hysterical, yet maniacal laughter that would make The Joker proud; seeing the “Phoenix King” act so childish was a sick joke, and he loved that kind of humor.
“Guards!” the silhouette yelled in a voice identical to Ozai, before morphing his shape to match said voice just before the guards noticed.
When the firebenders came in, they saw a crossed Ozai staring at his son, starting to cry a puddle around him.
“Send this traitor to the prison cell he rightfully deserves to rot in for the rest of his life, or else you’ll be sent to somewhere much worse!” The “Fire Lord” said before
a flame arose from his hand.
Before the rival to the KND walked towards the throne he wanted, the broken shell of a Fire Lord weakly asked him one last question, before he would be thrown out like garbage.
(Yeah, I know this is Azula, shut up.)
“W… who are you?”
Benedict took some time to answer this question, this was the first time he encountered such a legend of his time, he wouldn’t want this firebender to forget just who his superior should be.
“That depends who’s asking. For a regular adult, I’m viewed as their boss. For a child, I’m viewed as either their worst enemy…” in the middle of his monologue, the adult glances at Aang, implying his next line, “or the one thing they have...”
“For the Earthbenders, I’m an executioner.”
“For the Fire Nation, I’m their god.”
To truly get his point across, the new firebender crouches to meet the old firebender at eye level, staring at him, dead in the spirit.
“And for you, Zuko, I will be the one that is always better, the one you can’t hope or dream to be or beat,
The Real Phoenix King.”
With his speech over, Ozai was escorted out of the throne room, while Father sat on the throne to contemplate his next move.
He would reveal to the masses that Ozai was out, and he was in first, and after that...
He would strive to be infamous, far worse than Ozai on every conceivable level.
But for now there was one fact that he had to appreciate.
He had won.
(Music Ends)
End Transmission
Oh, that’s why they’re enemies.
And the moral of this story is, Ozai VS Father is a shit match-up.
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